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		<title>Facebook Status Ideas &#8211; Inspiring Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 14:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://smileground.com/facebook-status-ideas-inspiring-quotes/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="150" height="150" src="http://smileground.com/wp-content/plugins/thumbnail-for-excerpts/tfe_no_thumb.png" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="" title="" /></a>Here are the inspiring quotes that will keep you motivated. &#8220;You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.&#8221; ~ Les Brown &#8220;Being miserable is a habit. Being happy is a habit. The choice is yours.&#8221; -Tom Hopkins &#8220;The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="AWD_like_button "><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fsmileground.com%2Ffacebook-status-ideas-inspiring-quotes%2F&amp;send=false&amp;layout=standard&amp;width=&amp;show_faces=false&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;font=arial&amp;height=40" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:px; height:40px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe></div><p>Here are the inspiring quotes that will keep you motivated.</p>
<p>&#8220;You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.&#8221; ~ Les Brown</p>
<p>&#8220;Being miserable is a habit. Being happy is a habit. The choice is yours.&#8221; -Tom Hopkins</p>
<p>&#8220;The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind.&#8221;</p>
<p>Success is the proper utilization of failure.<span id="more-11"></span></p>
<p>Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve got to be before you can do, and do before you can have.</p>
<p>You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want. &#8211; Zig Ziglar</p>
<p>Satisfaction does not come with achievement, but with effort. Full effort is full victory. &#8211; Gandhi</p>
<p>Adversity it sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. &#8211; Thomas Carlyle</p>
<p>&#8220;God gives every bird a worm, but he does not throw it into the nest.&#8221; Swedish Proverb</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t quack like a duck.. soar like an eagle. &#8211; Ken Blanchard</p>
<p>There&#8217;s no greater happiness in this world than to see your child grow and realize his dreams and not just your own.</p>
<p>Life isn’t what you want it to be, it’s what you make it become.</p>
<p>People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within.<br />
-Ramona L. Anderson<br />
In the end, it&#8217;s not the years in your life that count, it&#8217;s the life in your years.</p>
<p>Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you’re finished.</p>
<p>Best things in life are sometimes the ones we always see yet we fail to notice.</p>
<p>Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.~Dale Carnegie</p>
<p>Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. -Will Rogers</p>
<p>The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen. &#8211; Frank Loyd Wright</p>
<p>A good plan is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. -General George S. Patton</p>
<p>Money is what people without talent use to keep score. -Jeremy C. Epworth</p>
<p>&#8220;I could do this thing good and I could go home with a happy feeling that I&#8217;ve changed the world&#8221;- A Facebook Software Developer</p>
<p>We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.</p>
<p>You cannot dream yourself into a character: you must hammer and forge yourself into one. &#8211; Henry D. Thoreau</p>
<p>Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.</p>
<p>To succeed in life in today&#8217;s world, you must have the will and tenacity to finish the job. &#8211; Chin-Ning Chu</p>
<p>The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but rather what they miss. -Thomas Carlyle</p>
<p>The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces.</p>
<p>Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.</p>
<p>The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. &#8211; Richard Bach</p>
<p>Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. -H.L. Hunt</p>
<p>Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. &#8211; Thomas Edison</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve learned that when things seem to go wrong, stay calm and wait till you see the bigger picture.</p>
<p>I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go.Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they&#8217;re right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself and sometimes good things fall apart so better things call together.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. ~Bill Cosby</p>
<p>A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.~David Brinkley</p>
<p>Sometimes the only way to protect the people you love is staying away from them. &#8211; Fernando Sucre</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t waste your time searching and wishing. Grow and be ready&#8230;and you&#8217;ll see God will give you a love story far better than you could ever dreamed of. &#8211; President Gordon B. Hinckley</p>
<p>Most people walk in and out of your life. But only true friends leave footprints in your heart</p>
<p>I ain&#8217;t gonna give up on you. I ain&#8217;t gonna give you up for in love, either you fight and live, or quit and die.</p>
<p>We could be a possibility~Tiffany Alvord</p>
<p>You gave me a reason for my being, and I love what I&#8217;m feeling. You gave me a meaning to my life.</p>
<p>Young women are much more than a list of characteristics. They have different personalities, different likes &#038; dislikes. Some are easier to talk to than others.- Ryan Carr</p>
<p>Your purpose explains what you are doing with your life. Your vision explains how you are living your purpose. Your goals enable you to realize your vision</p>
<p>You already have every characteristic necessary for success if you recognize, claim, develop and use them.&#8221; &#8211; Zig Ziglar</p>
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		<title>Regular Client</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 14:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://smileground.com/regular-client/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="150" height="150" src="http://smileground.com/wp-content/plugins/thumbnail-for-excerpts/tfe_no_thumb.png" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="" title="" /></a>A judge looked severely at the defendant and asked,  - How many times have you been imprisoned? - Nine, you Honour. - Nine? In this case, I will give you the maximum sentence. - Maximum sentence? said the defendant. Dont you give your regular clients a discount?]]></description>
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- How many times have you been imprisoned?<br />
- Nine, you Honour.<br />
- Nine? In this case, I will give you the maximum sentence.<br />
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		<title>Funny Facebook Status Quotes Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 06:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Smiles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://smileground.com/funny-facebook-status-quotes/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="150" height="150" src="http://smileground.com/wp-content/plugins/thumbnail-for-excerpts/tfe_no_thumb.png" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="" title="" /></a>I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This. The teacher asks Timmy &#8220;why is your cat at school today?&#8221; Timmy says, crying, &#8220;Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, &#8216;I&#8217;m going ...]]></description>
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<li>I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.</li>
<li>The teacher asks Timmy &#8220;why is your cat at school today?&#8221; Timmy says, crying, &#8220;Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, &#8216;I&#8217;m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.&#8217; so I&#8217;m saving him!</li>
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